Whether you like it or not, there is always a satellite camera watching you and the government can track your specific location through your cell phone at all times. You should also be aware that every time you eat a Big Mac at McDonald's it places a miniature mind control device in your colon that tracks your purchasing habits, forces you to make poor relationship decisions and drink large quantities of alcohol when you're by yourself. I'd love to tell you more about this gigantic goverment conspiracy but an T1000 "Mind Melter" robot just knocked on my door and I have thirty seconds to get out of my house before they erase my memory and force me to listen to Goo Goo Dolls again.
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